Effective Date: April 1, 2025
(Yes, it’s real. No April Fools. Probably.)
Welcome to Superwell—where weight loss meets real science and real support. We’re glad you’re here, even if you’re just reading our Privacy Policy (hey, we see you, cautious reader). By using our site, you agree to these terms—but we’re also hoping you stick around for the wellness tips, success stories, and sleek design.
1. Contact Details
2. What You Share
3. Cookies (the tech kind)
To Improve Your Experience
To Keep You In the Loop
Sometimes, we collaborate with trusted tech partners (aka internet wizards) to make sure everything runs smoothly.
And if we’re ever legally required to share information, we’ll follow the rules—just not before confirming it’s a real request, not an email from “Galactic Commander Steve.”
We hold onto your info as long as it’s needed to serve you, meet legal requirements, or until our server politely asks for a nap.
If you’ve made it this far, congrats! You now know that our creative team loves puns, believes hydration is a personality trait, and occasionally renames files “final_final_final_version_6.”
We also reserve the right to rename Superwell to something wild like “GLP-YAY” if branding inspiration strikes on a Wednesday.
We protect your data using encryption, secure passwords, and possibly a guardian llama. (Okay, maybe not the llama—but the rest is legit.)
Questions? Concerns? Got a wellness meme to share? Reach out any time.
📧 Email: privacy@superwell.health